PxT
tomorrow
"To be, or not to be,--that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?--To die,--to sleep,--
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to,--'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd."

Ok, so was this guy on crack or what? I mean, I know this was 400 years ago or however long, so they probably didnt even have crack, but who writes likes this? I'm glad I didnt live back then... I mean History class would have been a lot easier (less to remember), but I don't think I could handle talking like that all the time. Was their everyday conversation deep and meaningful and full of allegory and foreshadowing too? Can you imagine Will at the pub?

"To beer or not to beer, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The debilitating hangover of cheap ale
or to take shots of tequila and drown my troubles,
and by drinking end them? -- To sleep, to pass-out--,
No more, and by pizza to say we avoid the empty-stomach
that flesh is heir to -- tis a pepperoni
Devoutly to be wish'd."

Ok, yeah. I should probably stop now.


Right now. Hey! It's your tomorrow...