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Miss Herd
It's not exactly "Excuse me while I kiss this guy", but I always thought the opening lyrics to Jailhouse Rock were "One, two, party in the county jail". Turns out they're actually "The warden threw a party in the county jail". So, uh, the more you know...

There's no additional punch-line here, just my own ignorance. Now please excuse me while I kiss the sky...