In case you didn't catch it, today's earlier post was an April Fool's joke. Sadly, we're not planning to move based on proximity to the Dairy Queen. And that underground geothermal thing? I might have made that up.
Sorry to disappoint. Hopefully you got a chance to check Youtube's prank, or one of Google's.
See ya' next year! In the meantime I leave you with this, completely unrelated photograph: