Born on 3/19/2012
What do all the controls in an airplane cockpit do?
• Big airplanes are crazy complicated ("fun fact" - a 747 has 171 miles of wiring!). No wonder I could never get very far in Microsoft Flight Simulator without crashing or getting bored.
• The guy who answered this deserves a medal for his effort, but to be honest if someone asked me to write about (for example) every PEZ dispenser ever made I could probably crank out 10,000 words without batting an eyelash too. To each his own.