go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
It's getting to be just like L.A. here now. We had a slow speed chase on the news this afternoon. Brought back memories of OJ all over again. This guy shot and wounded a police officer, then stole his gun and jumped in his car. The cops chased him for about 45 minutes while he drove around the streets of Lodi. Funny thing was he was coming to a complete stop at most of the stop signs, and he even stopped to talk to pedestrians a few times. He ended up driving down a dead-end into a field and got stuck in the mud. He got out with a woman at gunpoint and a dog. The cops then shot him in the leg, and when the dog ran at them, they killed it. I tell you, its just like being in a big city...

"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, `Well, what do you need?'"

-- Steven Wright