I read something interesting while I was trying to install a Microsoft patch the other day. This brilliant piece of software instructed me to "Click on the button labeled 'Finish' to begin the installation". Let's think about that for a second. 'Finish' to begin the installation. Brilliant.

I read something else amusing today: "California has four seasons: flood, fire, earthquake, and riot." That's funny. Oakland gets just about all of those seasons on a daily basis, don't they?