Weekend Update ("Hello, I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not"):

  • Took Orion to the lake. Snapped some pics

  • Surprised (kinda) Nicole for her birthday at Sudwerks. Snapped some pics

  • Watched Road to Perdition on DVD. I wasn't really expecting to enjoy it, but I did. Didn't snap any pics.

  • Bought two new pairs of shorts, some gummi candy, and a basketball. (No pics of those either, I assume you know what gummi candy looks like -- they were sharks, if you need help visualizing.).

Strong Bad emails are part of this balanced breakfast.