Avast and ahoy ye land-lubbin scurvy sea dogs! Aye, thats right today be Talk Like A Pirate Day. Cap'n Slappy an' Ol' Chumbucket be busier than a leaky frigrate full o' pirates bailin' fer their lives. Arrr... thats right you filthy bilge rat. Shiver me timbers if I know what any of it means, but never the matter, for tommorrow we drink grog and be celebratin' the last weekend of summer, mateys. So you better be makin' yer way down the town, smartly or ye'll be swabbin the poop deck with the other urchins.