It's the spookiest day of the year. Oh yeah, I'm all dressed up in my scariest t-shirt and jeans. The t-shirt is emblazoned with a terifying "HP" logo. That stands for "haunted places" I think. The jeans are a blood-curdling shade of blue. Watch out trick-or-treaters, here I come!
In related news, some people around the office are taking Halloween way too seriously. Somebody just wheeled a dead body on a stretcher down the aisle. I'm not sure if it was just the latest victim of layoffs or if it was some elaborate prop.