Today at 5:32p, wherever you are (unless you are in your car, which could be bad), grab a beer or other frosty alcoholic beverage and raise it to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the 21st amendment. Just in case you can't quite remember the Constitution word-for-word, the 21st amendment repealed the 18th amendment and ended prohibition, of course. Thanks to Utah for finally being the last state to sign it and giving us back the legal joys of public drunkeness, vomiting in the gutter, and morning-after hangovers.

To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!