Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, and... Jenna Lewis? One of these things is not like the other. Yes, everyone's second-favorite mother of twins is the latest to get 15 minutes of fame on the net. Too bad it wasn't the shoe designer.

In other news, I just got a Gmail account. I'm cool now and you're not. I'm abnormally muscular and you are weak and puny. I'm... oh sorry, got carried away there. Anyway, feel free to help me test out Gmail. I'm ptelford@gmail.com. (My other address still works, and is preferred if you really want to get in touch w/ me, this one is just for fun). I'f you have INBOX woes and want virtually unlimited space, let me know and I'll try to hook you up (it's limited invite-only and I don't have any to give away yet).

Denise graduates from the Police Academy tonight and we're going to be there to cheer for her. I hope the guy who can make all those cool sound effects is there too. Anyway, big HUGE GIANT congrats to her, it wasn't easy but she did it. Now I have to watch myself around her in case I get hauled in for jaywalking or something.