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If you were too slow for yesterday's entry, then tough bananas. Target decided to remove the link. I guess they were getting too much bad press having "Anal Massage" listed on their website or something.

Anyway, today is my Christmas. Yes, it's the day I've been waiting for all year, perhaps longer. You guessed it, it's Seinfeld day. The first three (3) seasons are now available on DVD. The only problem is that I preordered them online to get the best deal, but that means they are being delivered. Good old USPS says they have "reached my local post office" but I don't really know what that means. Hopefully they are in today's mail otherwise I may go a little crazy waiting for them to show up. Yes, I'm a Seinfeld nut, I can't help it.