KCRA told me today that President Bush's approval rating is "at it's lowest point since he took office in 1991." Now, I'm not a presidential scholar, biographer or historian but I'm pretty sure Bush only took office in 1999 2001 (see, I told you I wasn't a historian). I thought for a second that they were confusing him with Bush Sr, but even that doesn't make sense because he was out the door in '91. I'm reminded of Will Ferrell's character in Anchorman who will read anything put in front of him. "Go f--- yourselves, San Diego".

In related news, my approval rating is at its highest point since I took office in 1795.