ninja squirrels
Do you ever run into (and I mean literally run in to) these people that refuse to yield in the hallways at work? I'm talking about the jerk-faces that travel in packs two or three wide and refuse to yield in any direction to the single-file folks coming in the other direction. Then they act like they're doing you a favor when they do move over 2 inches at the last second. No? Ok, its just me then. Here's what I have to say about these so called "people". We're living in a society here. Both the rules of the road and the rules of the office hallway state that if you're blocking the entire path then you should move your silly ass over when you see someone coming or you risk the wrath of the four thousand trained ninja squirrels that I have been secretly preparing for battle. It's just common sense folks. This has been a public-service announcement brought to you by the letter D and the number 7.