Happy Birthday to my grandmother who turns 80 today. Let's celebrate with some fireworks, shall we? Be sure not to blow your hand off with an M80 though, because that's neither safe nor sane.

I'm at work today, are you? Didn't think so. Enjoy your day off. I've been wasting time looking for online games to play. Apparently I only know 24 of 43 presidents. Let me know how you do. No cheating!

Apparently Chester A Arthur is the most forgotten president (at the time of this writing), which is odd considering his pivotal role in Die Hard 3. (Did you know he was collector of customs right here in New York?)