A local youth, no doubt one of Elk Grove's best and brightest young students, just called Orion an "ugly-ass dog". Orion may be stupid, but he's not ugly. I prefer homely. Of course maybe the young lad was calling him an "ugly ass-dog" which is still offensive, but perhaps a little closer to the truth. Orion is a bit of an ass sometimes.

On the other hand, perhaps this gentleman was a Randy Jackson fan and his comment was "ugly ass, dog" in which case I'm not sure if I should be offended instead. For the sake of decency, discussions of my ass will be limited in this forum, but suffice to say it has been determined to be "not ugly" by a panel of qualified supermodels.