And for my encore...
I don't really get into all this American Idol, America's Got Talent, etc noise that's constantly on TV, but I do love it when someone unexpected steps up and blows people away. For some reason this only seems to happen in Britain, over here we just get William Hung.

Here's Britain's latest unlikely crooner:

I dig this stuff because it gives me hope that one day my dream of stepping out on the stage as the opening act for Van Halen, ripping off my shirt and throwing it into an adoring crowd of screaming young women, and then inducing swooning by flexing my pecs as I blast through a high-intensity guitar solo all while solving a crossword with my toes and a Rubik's cube with my buttocks will finally come true. These are the things I dream about, people.