SCENE: INTERIOR. FAMILY HOME IN SUBURBIA. EVENING.
TOM IS RUBBING HIS EYE REPEATEDLY
ABBY: Maybe some pollen flew in your eye when you were outside?
TOM (indignantly): No, he didn't!!
- BEAT -
TOM: Wait, did you say pollen or Colin?
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