At least he's not the Rail Road director for the Long Island medical board
Ok, first of all, this is the best H1N1-inspired rap you will see today:

Second of all, this guy has a whole website full of medically-inspired hip-hop, including such gems as What is Sickle Cell? and Asthma Stuff Remix.

Third of all, he's the Medical Director for the Long Island Railroad. What the what? Medical Director for a rail road? I would question that, but I'm too busy bumping to these mad beats.