Advance to the nearest Railroad

Originally uploaded by rutty
I can't wait to see this movie, but I will only go if I can bring my dog, am allowed to borrow money from the bank to see it, and get to collect $200 on the way there.

Also, I hope there is some nudity because I've been dying to get a look at that community chest, if you know what I mean. (If not then I reserve the right to knock over your hotels and storm out.)