Sibling rivalry via text message
I recently got a new desk for our home office (PEZ room, drum room, man cave, etc.) as part of a larger reorganization in preparation for the twins to split up into their own rooms.  Once I got the desk setup Tom had to try it out to make sure the computer was still working on this new, unfamiliar, desk.  That test-drive resulted in one of the funniest TextEdit documents I have come across in a while:

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