And I only look at wine labels "for the articles"

So…  I only drink beer for the health benefits.  Yeah, that's it.

As an aside, I hesitate to even link to that article because it annoys the shit out of me by splitting up the content into four unnecessary pages when a single one would do just fine.  But it's somehow "better" because we as the consumers get to see four times as many ads! Great!

Please, every publisher anywhere who thinks this is a good idea: go leap to your death from the closest tall thing.